I could go on and on about this movie, but let me get straight to the point...it rots. Sure, there are more eloquent words I could have used, but none more poignant. The makers of this movie should be horse whipped. If aliens ever do come to earth looking to "harvest" the humans, I hope they take the makers of this dreadful movie and save us all from "Signs II - The Return of the Aquatic Space Men Who Melt when they Get Wet". Just think…if it had just rained, the movie would have been over…If there was a way to give negative stars, I would have…save the ones you love…save yourself…don’t rent this horrible movie…I have suffered, why should you?…learn from my mistake…please…at least I will feel that there was some purpose in this heinous experience…Oh, and if aliens ever do come…turn on your sprinklers and get the super soakers ready!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Signs (2002) PG-13 Super Stinker
I could go on and on about this movie, but let me get straight to the point...it rots. Sure, there are more eloquent words I could have used, but none more poignant. The makers of this movie should be horse whipped. If aliens ever do come to earth looking to "harvest" the humans, I hope they take the makers of this dreadful movie and save us all from "Signs II - The Return of the Aquatic Space Men Who Melt when they Get Wet". Just think…if it had just rained, the movie would have been over…If there was a way to give negative stars, I would have…save the ones you love…save yourself…don’t rent this horrible movie…I have suffered, why should you?…learn from my mistake…please…at least I will feel that there was some purpose in this heinous experience…Oh, and if aliens ever do come…turn on your sprinklers and get the super soakers ready!
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